Though I realize this detracts from my whole “this is a legitimate Master's degree from an accredited university!” argument, here is my first attempt at a gastro-limerick. We had ten minutes to write some sort of poem in our first writing class - can you guess at what time I wrote this? (That’s right, just after a giant potluck lunch.)
Compliments! elastic waistband
I revel in feasts long and grand
Though filled with regret
Of course you can bet
I still wear you – tight jeans be damned!